Why Sleep All Day if You Can’t Party All Night Anymore

Why Sleep All Day if You Can’t Party All Night Anymore

A midlife look at Joel Schumacher’s The Lost Boys through the eyes of tired Xennials. From 1980s latchkey kids to modern "kidults", discover why eternal youth sounds exhausting when you just want a good night's sleep.

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